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When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.
me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!
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Another word for a male porn star or gay man.
Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.
And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
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The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children
After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.
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When you jizz in between their cheeks.
I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.
The awkward dance a couple does after sex when the toilet roll is just out of reach. Butt cheeks/thighs and miscellaneous tangled body parts must coordinate to prevent a cuddle puddle from forming while flailing for the TP.
My girlfriend and I performed the semen samba after realizing that the tissues were on the other side of the bed.
When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.
Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.
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A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.
Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.