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pity semi

A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.

Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."

by enjoysacklunch October 31, 2014


Femi-semi

Equivalent to the male "semi" meaning "is moderately aroused by" an action, feeling or item.

Girl 1: Football is really boring.
Girl 2: Except for when (name) plays.
Girl 1: Yeah, he gives me a total femi-semi!

by D84 June 26, 2012


to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen December 26, 2015


semi-bear

Traditionally twink-ish looking gay man with large abundance of facial and/or body hair.

Hey guys, did you see the beard Matthew Morrison was sporting at the Mets game? He looks like such a semi-bear!

by secretsarefordorks May 27, 2010


semi-gynormous

being close to, or about halfway towards gynormous

Coco-rocks are semi gynormous

"Are they gynormous?"
"They are semi-gynormous"

by Andrew X. Booth August 19, 2005


Semi-Formal

A way of styling clothes, in which you are more formal than everyday clothes, but less formal than a formal event, such as black-tie events. Some popular places where you will find this are in this are school dances, work parties, and brunches.

Mary: “Hey, did you hear that Homecoming is semi-formal? What are you going to wear?”
Jenny: “I found this cute dress from Kohl’s that’s the perfect mix of formal and casual! I’m so excited for the dance!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 15, 2020


Semi-Straight

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.

'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.

by I like turtles guy 91 November 14, 2010