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A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
Hey honey want desert?
Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.
Sweet me too.
When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
What happens to an inferior dancer when Caleb Kinney has his way on the dance floor
or
the outcome of a dance-off between Caleb Kinney and another dancer
or
a phrase said by the crowd to an opponent immediately after Caleb busts a move so highly skilled, unique, and hip to the beat that the opponent could never respond in turn
Caleb was hot today, and man, you got SERVED
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feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
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giving to the maximum extreme. maximum cooch. vagina slay fart pee pee energy
person 1: guys look at my new dress
person: 2 omg serving slaying and slouting so vagina slay queen girlboss period fart pussy popping
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