SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.

1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!

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sharted

Fart gone really really extremely BAD.

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!

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To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

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Shart

Portmanteau word.
A combination of the words "shit" and "art".
Can be used surreptitiously or in a blatant manner.

Tracy Emin: Hey, what do you think of my new sculpture? I call it "My Bed". Pretty cool, huh?

Me: It's most definitely a work of shart.

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Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

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sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

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shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

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