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3rd year highschool freshman that has a permenant scar on his forehead from being hit repeatedly with a shelf at an early age. Has below average intelligence, and lives in mortal fear of all shelves. See Also: Pole Boy
Shelf Boy is a retard.
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1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.
2. Meaning good.
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Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"
2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
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When a guy doesn't get to use his penis anymore either by not wanting to or not being allowed to.
female friend, "I bet he is slaughtering your pussy right now!"
Friend of female friend, "Nah he has a shelf cock. I would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer"
friend(male), "Maybe you need me to jam you for a while....?"
friend (another male mate) Maybe the idiot is gay, I'd screw you in a heartbeat!"
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Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.
Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.
Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!
Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.
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Contrary to popular opinion, Top Shelf is actually a high-five maneuver, usually given as a command... Not to be confused with the low or mid versions of the "five"
Also synonymous with Fiver
"Dude, I can't believe your boinking that chick from behind while I'm pumpin her mouth, "Top Shelf dude!" *clap*
(this in turn creates the coveted H-Clap
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A shelf with tally hall products on it.
Hey wanna see my Tally-Hall-Shelf