Shotgun Sunday

1) Shotgun sunday meaning a sunday so boring you would want to blow your brains out to end the bordom

2) A very boring sunday

3) Usually used when you have no plans and just sit at home doing nothig.

person 1: Hey, what did you do on sunday

person 2: Nothing, it was just a shotgun sunday

person 1: sorry to hear that

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shotgun wedding

A marriage that is forced upon a couple usually by the parents of the bride due to either an unplanned pregnancy or pre-marital relations.

Sarah Palin publicly announced her daughter's shotgun wedding in September 2008.

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Wang Shotgun

1. the Chinese doppleganger of Dick Lugar
2. one of the coolest nicknames ever- representing all the fun of phallus with the power of firearms
3. a guy who sprays his manly juices all over when he cums, instead of in a clean stream

1. wow that chinese guy looks a lot like that dick lugar guy. guess his name is wang shotgun
2. Bro 1: I want an awesome nickname, something that says "I have a dick so big it can kill someone"
Bro 2: How about Wang Shotgun
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!
3. chick 1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
chick 2: EW! He was a total Wang Shotgun I had to wash my hair twice!
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

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Sniper shotgun

A shotgun so accurate that it can be used at mid to long range distances, where you would typically use a sniper rifle.
In videogames typically occurs when the shotgun is just made too accurate or may be specifically implemented as a joke. Often comes with a high magnification scope (or the wielder may choose to attach one).

The devs made that new gun an absolute sniper shotgun. It can still hit all pellets at 50 meters, I better attach an x4 scope on it!

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Angel with a shotgun

A person who does bad things believing it's the right thing to do.

Negan is such an angel with a shotgun. He's trying to survive and build a society, but the amount of people he has killed in the process is insane.

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pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

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shotgun sex

Sexual position in which the practitioner partner inserts one single barrel or two double barrel fingers into the receiving members (male) anus, while stroking the penis. The combination of anal and genital manipulation is done in sync, resembling the chamber loading of a pump action shotgun.

Last week Amber smoked weed and gave drunk Daniel shotgun sex, before they went to bed.

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