This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.
Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."
Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.
Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
Someone fit af, someone like Kylo Ren.
"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician
When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient
"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"
"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*
"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*
To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies
The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!