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SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.
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tom: i love belle delphine. im so obsessed with her
sam: stfu you simp
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you
if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.
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You are being way too nice to a girl for her to like you
Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
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When a guy puts his girl on his Instagram Story, but never the boys
Guys did you see Doubz's instagram story? What a simp.
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a Simp is a person usual an owner of a Five M Server, Usually has a God complex,
Named Nigel Peters or some Other Fucking terrible Name like that
Definitely has a small pee pee and parent don't love him so much he had to move country
Damn your being a fucking Simp right now
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Simp is what you call a male feminist that adores E-girls.
It could also be a guy who wants to bang a girl and defends her from everything.
Another example of a simp is Finn from adventure time.
Random guy Chad: e-girls are dumb!
Random guy Brian: Not all of them, some of them aren't and--
Random guy Chad: Shut the fuck up you fucking simp!
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