Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life

Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.

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single handily

How a person who has an IQ under 70 says "single-handedly".

Trump single handily Made America Great Again.

AOC has the nerve to want healthcare for all, a greener future for our kids, and a living wage for everyone which is something the Americans are too intelligent to go for, she has single handily put an end to all "dumb blonde" jokes.

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cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

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Single wife

Girl who acts single but is married

Ex. A girl who is single but married but she fucks around is a single wife

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single "t"

The act of having a person, boss, or friend miss spell your name that ends with 2-t’s in a email, text or facebook post. From that point you are referred to as one-t, single-t or just plain old “t”.

what up single "t"!

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single but unavailable

someone fucked you up mental and you don't have anymore trust left to give. someone fucked with your heart and broke it so your heartless and want nothing to do with a relationship

boy: yo ma are you single?
girl: yea i'm single but unavailable

boy: who hurt you?

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SUPER SINGLE

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...

SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.

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