A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
Mate your a chode slinger
A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere
I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger
One of the best songs out there, better than any Kpop song, it never gets old, it is such a bop
Boom Slingers Theme Song OST God Tier
The one and only who holds the egregious title, Eden T. Bajoinga
"Many of heard of him, but no one has ever seen them. The one and only, The Slur Slinger himself, Eden T. Bajoinga."
A person who actively says multiple slurs as if they were normal words to say, either out of nowhere or in normal conversation.
"Jesus dude what's up with your girl's habit of throwing around the N word when she's white?"
"I don't know man, she's a slur slinger through and through,"