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Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself
A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.
"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"
Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.
“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.