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When the man puts a fruit smoothie inside his penis, then ejaculates the smoothie into the woman's mouth.
Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
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Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.
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The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
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Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
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what a girl swallows after a blow job
I just have her a salty smoothie
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Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.
I can't believe she actually still plays Chicken Smoothie.
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Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.
It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
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