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Music Snob

Someone who has dedicated many years to studying and practicing complex forms of music, thereby giving them the ability to easily identify repetitive themes that are constantly recycled and resold in today's popular music.

Did you know that Rachel Platten's "Fight Song" and Katy Perry's "Roar" are the same song? I'm a music snob.

by Sick Sick Kid December 21, 2019

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Boring Snob

Any person who sits there dryly listening to your best efforts at conversation all the while looking as though they couldn't care less whether your presence was there or not.

A boring snob can be found at any "upper class" social event found lazily drinking their alcohol, taking pictures with expensive cameras, while discussing the Ivy league they attended.

If you approach someone wearing boat shoes and they can hardly talk without addressing how "crazy" and "outgoing" you are, these are probably snobs. Due to mostly the fact that they have their heads so far up their own butts they rarely get out and enjoy life with the rest of us.

The worst thing about boring snobs is that they are so incapable of carrying on any form of conversation that doesn't have to do with skiing or how their high paying job just can't do anything right at the cooperate level. Really...

by Middle Class Act May 29, 2011

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Picture Snob

A picture snob is one who often takes pictures of people and places but not including themselves in the photos.

They also then keep the photos and will not distribute them to all the people who often ask over and over for them.

Question.
Hey man, can I get those photos you took of us last week to put on <insert favorite social networking site> so all my homies can peep me?

Answer. NO, get a real life!

Reply. Man you are such a picture snob.

by GoaT_RopeR September 15, 2009

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genital snob

genital snob: man or woman hates or refuses to give oral sex

I might have to break up with my boyfriend,he's a genital snob,he's no fun and pleasure in bed.

by 4shoeaddict April 4, 2011

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forum snob

An individual or packs of individuals (called a dividual) who (a) frequent forums, and (b) have an excess of angst over things that aren't that important in the face of their impending mortality.

They are commonly found in forums where game updates are posted.

Ugh, the stupid game devs added x and y features, when are they going to fix the rubber duck being slightly too yellow bug?

*more severe case* I paid good money for this early access game! it should do my taxes for me!

*most severe case* They didn't fix my computer being too slow AGAIN :(

"Dang, that update attracted forum snobs like ants to a picnic."

"Don't read those posts, those are forum snobs, and they'll drag you down with them"

by owhydoyouask April 9, 2015

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music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.

Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.

by Rampant Teamkiller July 5, 2004

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indie snob

a person who just sometimes in mi friends case changes over night to one and automatically hates and bashes all teh bands they like say like a week before they are absolutely asking to get beaten up and porbably will by people like me who apparently doesnt listen to real music..i listen to metal and thats nto real? i ask them whats real they say i cant say so whatever if ur friend becomes one of these immedialty try to change them or get rid of them if ur life is all about music..

me:dude that kid jsut flicked his nose at u for wearing a lamb of god shirt!
metalhead friend: that fgt lets kill him
me: k

*beats up little snobby indie snob*

by headbangerjohn August 1, 2006

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