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Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.
"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.
"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."
"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"
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When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.
friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!
Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!
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Beer.
( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"
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a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls
Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.
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When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk
Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
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A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.
Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.
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If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.
yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check
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