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Usually refers to when a female is deep throating a guy on her knees and the male drastically streches his ball sack around her chin
my girlfriend was giving me head and she started to get tired. So i performed a Spanish Hammock so she can rest her jaw muscles
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When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
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The act of kissing the girl on the neck, when discovering a girl that you're interested in smokes, and you're not a smoker (thus making you not want to kiss her).
"Dude, she's a smoker and you still got some? How did you kiss her, man?"
"I did it the Spanish Way."
"Ahhh, nice."
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This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.
OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!
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Very simular to the Ninja... this is an intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... you very stealthly sneak around her side and scream TEQUILA!!! and give her a champion Dirty Sanchez.
Madonna:Damn, i got spanish ninjad pretty bad last night.
Me: Yeah you still have shit on your upper lip.
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No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.
Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!
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The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...
also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"
Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...
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