German Spongebob

When you take a shit on your partner and rub it around with a sponge during sexual activities. Usually on ones chest.

She gave me the German Spongebob last night.

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Nigger Spongebob

one of the best films for nigger sperms and retards. also shows why dica hentai is bad for niggersperms

nigger spongebob is fucking gayyyy imfmaooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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spongebob blowjob

when you're getting a bj and you look down all you see is her head BOBbin' and her bikini bottom.... aw yeah!

That chick last night she was on me like a tiger, next thing you know I'm getting a good old fashioned spongebob blowjob!

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spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

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Spongebob Queerpants

Common misspelling of Spongebob Squarepants.

I love watching Spongebob Queerpants.

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Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

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Spongebob Hairplugs

The 47th Vice President of the United States, since January 20, 2009.

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"

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