steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

steamy raincoat

A condom with shit on it from anal sex

After I pulled out of her ass I had a steamy raincoat on my dick

Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day

My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso

Steamy steamy youch

You know it when you see it.

Wow that was a great set of melee, steamy steamy youch!

Steamy Steamer

When ur homie passes out and u pull down his pants and suck his dick

Brendon is technically gay bro. At Alex's last week Brendon passed out and Vince pulled a Steamy Steamer

steamy rhino

When a chick is giving you head, and right before ejaculation you aim for her nostril and shoot your cream up her nose

Oh remember that chick from the bar last night? Yea while she was on her knees i gave her a steamy rhino.

Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.