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DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the Nevada desert in the City of Sins.
His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.
2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline
3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.
*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!
Gas stations all over upstate New York that hick kids go to when they’re bored to go eat ice cream or pizza
Friend 1: Hey I’m bored
Friend 2: Ya’ll wanna go to Stewart’s
Friend 2&3: Yeah let’s go
a famous singer/songwriter in the north eastern part of the united states and briefly throughout south florida in the early 90's.
"hey did you go to the Doug Stewart concert on friday?"
"yea i love his reggae-acoustic rhythm."
The baddest bitch alive y’all can’t fwm she likes one of a kind Aniya heart is pure so be delicate with it and is the loyal trustworthy friend u could have the Best girlfriend u could have in ur life
Do u see her bro she bhadd oh that’s Aniya Stewart
I love you so much and you are so cute and you are so beautiful and you just make everyone smile and you put a smile on everyone’s face you literally make me the happiest girl in the world you are so funny and you always find a way to make me happy when I don’t feel like a good person . you’re always there for me and you always will be no matter what everyone loves you and I mostly love you too.
Hey Natayla Stewart i love you.
I light up when I see her, she makes me the happiest girl in the world she makes me something I wouldn’t imagine without her she’s beautiful she’s amazing she’s perfect she just makes you wanna be alive. Makes you want to go to school in the morning she makes you just makes u wanna be alive.
Natayla Stewart she’s amazing and perfect