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A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.
To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''
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When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!
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stock market crash!
“abc if you caused stock market crash”
The act of winning a 4-life Super Smash Bros. match without losing any lives or taking any damage; a superior variation of the 4-stock, in which no lives are lost but damage is taken.
James: Man, this guy crushed me in Smash!
Luke: Yeah, he didn't just 4-stock you, he JV 5-stocked you!
Bts V is the out of stock fairy of K-pop...
Even when never tries to personally promote a product out of the contract of BTS.....
He has sold out countless of stuff....
From his clothes to his bracelets....and many other stuffs ...
He was recently the face of kloud beer....which got sold out in multiple countries....
He has literally helped several small business and helped them reviving it....
His solo WALL Street journal cover in AMERICA was sold out the fastest... selling the most compared to other members...showing his undisputable popularity in AMERICA....
V literally sell out everything.. despite its cost....and his merchandise are often sold out first COMPARED to other members of BTS....example...the iconic TATA, his idol dolls....etc...
V is a out of stock fairy of kpop
v. the act of defecating.
When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.
A sexual term meaning to Shoot a lot of sperm in one spot
Open your mouth, so i can dump my com stock lode in it
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