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Kemmel Straight

One of the most iconic straight in F1 racing; part of the Circuit de Spa Francorchamps.

Person 1: What is Kemmel Straight?
Person 2: Bruh, you don't even know Kemmel Straight? Mika and Schumacher had a moment there and Sebastian Vettel has even cummed there.

by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

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Vassar Straight

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.

Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.

by cockmaster23 September 17, 2008

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Straight Girl

That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!

Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*

by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019

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Straight raping

Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.

"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"

"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."

by Chantelle Renee January 1, 2012


straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015


Straight Stick

A male that has a penis but no balls or scrotum.

“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”

by Travis123456 August 10, 2022


Straight and Forward

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).

Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs

by gangstud1 March 3, 2021