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Receiving an early morning hand job (approximately 6AM) while watching a nature channel
Nobody believed Chris when he said his wife regularly gives the New Zealand Sunrise
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A mixed drink consisting of Rubinoff (the classiest) Green Apple Vodka, ginger ale, Sprite and ice cubes. Then at the top add a splash of cranberry juice. Be careful, too much cranberry juice can lead you to get a Midnight Dyke.
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Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.
Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.
Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?
Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.
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I'm sweaty from sunrise to sunset!
The bit of skin between sunrise and sunset!
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Happy Sunrise is where you wake up first thing with a hard on that doesn't go away on its own, and the only way to get rid of it is to jerk yourself off, thus making the start of the day a happy one.
It was a Happy Sunrise this morning my cock got a good work out!
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Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...
I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.
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A white trash drink: 2 parts Sunny D, One part vodka or tequila, add a splash of Robitussin or Vicks 44D to get that red color risin' up from the bottom.
Jimmy Ray, get the cough syrup outta the medicine chest. I need me another Trailer Park Sunrise before I drive t' work.
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