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A person with a very low IQ, very confused with their life and spends their life on Centrelink payments and bagging out Australian rules football, the REAL Australian game🇦🇺
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL supporter: Fuck man, Gayfl sucks. Why can’t they follow a real Australian football like rugby league?
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
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When someone says this to you it means you're a racist homophobic red neck that is absolut piece of shit
"You're a trump supporter you red nieck piece of shit!"
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If you take a second to think about every football obsessive that you know you'll realise they're pathologically unable to form regular relationships.
Most of them, you'll realise, are terminally single, or shackled to women so neurotic/hideous/smelly that even those meths sodden tramps we were laughing at earlier would think twice about touching them.
The only reason they got into football in the first place was because it gave them an excuse to get out of the house that didn't involve conversations with other sentient beings beyond racist chants and ridiculous tirades about goal averages and the past form of northern teams no-one really cares about.
People who like football are scared of real life. They don't think they're man enough to interact with the world, they don't have the wit or the panache or the intelligence or the finesse that allows a decent human to discuss art or love or the truth of the universe, so they immerse themselves in a meaningless diversion.
The point, it seems, is if anyone asks what they fill their days with, they can say "football" rather than "trainspotting" or "stalking" or, worst of the lot, "nothing at all". And the irony of this pubs farrago is that it's finally shown exactly how empty football supporters lives really are.
I think all football obsessives are frauds.
I don't think they really care about football. They find it as tedious and unbearable as the rest of us.
Anyone with a fully functioning frontal lobe can see that football is the most tiresome activity on the planet.
But if the football fans admit the truth then they also have to admit the full extent of their loneliness and despair, so they keep on bluffing for all they're worth.
Which is why live football has to be watched in a pub with alcohol. Or why supporters get thoroughly rat-arsed before stumbling onto the terraces.
Watching football sober is like Chinese water torture. Times ten. It's boredom and pain fused together in one hideously sadistic package. But watching football pissed is great. Because being pissed, full stop, is great, and nothing can ruin that.
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A person that supports Trump.
Generally a hated individual that is considered racist.
A person who will generally be getting a lot of hate
-I’m a trump supporter!
-Democrat You lying, thieving, racist, son of a-
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A group of people who's fandom I will never understand. They support a man that showers with his daughter, sniffs children, doesn't remember who he is, what he doing, or where he is going and lacks and kind of mental capacity for the job. He shakes hands with ghosts, his policies have been disastrous. Yet somehow, millions of Americans live in delusion that he is actually helping the economy, although inflation and gas prices have skyrocketed. Most of his supporters are softees who probably think that Trump's words were "hurtful"
I can't for the life of me, figure out we anyone would be a Biden Supporter.
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Written by a latino who got called slurs by some trump hater a few minutes ago for being a Trump supporter.
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a person who is very caring of someone close to him/her. a person wanting to be a boyfriend/girlfriend but doesn't really want hassles. Or of course he/she is very afraid or uncomfertable with themselves to do anything else but be friends.
1)lets just be friends.
2) im your friend i can't.
3) uhhh...ummm...i dun know...
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