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An offence to Japanese boys who loves eating sushies.
* In a situation when some kid is fighting with a japanese kid*
Japanese Kid: Fuck up cunt you have smaller dick than mine!
Kid: At least I dont have SUSHI DICK
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A raw face like sushi, after kissing someone with stubble.
I was making out with him and I got a sushi face, (raw face)
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The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."
Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."
Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."
Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
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when you and your man are in bed and when you wake up he is gone and you are covered in seaweedsheets and smell like dead fish from your discharge.
Girl i was in bed with my man and when i woke up i was a Sushi Roll
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When an Asian woman shoves raw fish in her ass and shitting it into someones mouth.
"I kinda feel like Chinese food tonight."
"No thanks I still feel like crap after the hot sushi I had last night."
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A Japanese Vagina, Comparable to the term pink taco. Despite the sushi reference pink sushi does not always smell like fish.
Friend 1:That Asian Bitch in your business management class is fuckin hot.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I cant wait to get some of that pink sushi.
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getting railed while doing ones taxes, learning a new language and cleaning the kitchen. Right before the "finish" a ninja flies overhead and drops a deuce.
"I found my education credit on my taxes while doing a sushi masa with Suzy last night."
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