card-swipe

To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.

Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.

Taylor: Just card-swipe it.

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Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

Meal Swipe Madness

Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.

Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!

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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity

"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."

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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

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Left-Right Swipe

In the case of an undesirable erection or a narb (no apparent reason boner), the meneuver done to hide such displeasures from the public eye. The move consists of glancing left, glancing right, then swiping the erection up, to be held by the elastic or waste of the pants.

Yo I got a huge boner in class, so then I pulled a left-right swipe so I could stand up and get my paper.

I went out in my hallway after I woke up and did a left-right swipe to avoid any awkward confrontations.

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