Publicity Stunt

(N.) Something concocted by Commericalism jerks in order to sell or promote a big project in secrecy. PS'es pull at your heart right before they dig their fists into it and yank it out of you as you watch with your last, dying breath. (Remeber the 80's: Incredible FlyMan? No? Well then, good!) DON'T fall for Publicity Stunts!

(Examples)
Bennifer
Bennifer II: The Garner Experiment
Dee Jay
Publicity Whore
Christy Hemme
Lingerie Bowl
Jennifer Aniston
Wardrobe Malfunction
Jelly Bracelets
Poopa Chalupa
Chicken Sandwich World Championship: TC VS Spicy

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public discipline

when you see a child getting punished by there parent/guardian in public and often is very cringe worthy/ hard to watch.

aww man you see that public discipline over there?

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Public Library

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

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Public Dump

The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.

I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!

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public bone

Having dirty sex in a public place

Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone?
Jill reaches hand down between his legs
Jill: Yes. You. Are.

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Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

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public housin

To show authority in your own house

Cuz I'm public housin. I am public housin in this bitch

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