AK-47 Tree

It is a tree that grows AK-47s

dude: Wow! That's a gig AK-47 Tree!

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ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"

Canteloupe or any round melon.

I ran out of watermelon and I need to make a fruit salad. Can you give me some of your ak;fjsdf,kljsadfsjilf"?

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ak-47's

pure communism

ak-50 is the only semi acceptable ak is u own any ak-47's then ur a fu*king communism

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meneer bos(ak flavour)

a teacher that seems to love teaching a little to much, so much he forgets to actually teach! somehow..

hey who is your ak teacher?
meneer bos(ak flavour).
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That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

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vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.

"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

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AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's

This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.

Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.

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