The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.
CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."
"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.
Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.
I wish I was like Technique... everyone wants be like him.
The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.
Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.
A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.
The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.
Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.
Holy Cow! My Chiro gave me the Graston Technique last weekend and I've never felt better!
A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.