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Another way of saying taking a shit.
I’m in here takin’ a turd!
defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.
definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!
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Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.
I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
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Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day
B Turd-surfer
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To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level
The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act
the ultimate in making a bad thing good.
To Chrome a Turd.......
Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.
He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
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Gas escaping from your rectal cavity from a turd letting you know that it wants to come out.
"What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"
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