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When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.
Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"
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Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.
Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.
When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...
"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.
"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"
When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.
Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️
tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."