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niddrie tan

Niddrie is a poor area of many council houses in Edinburgh, Scotland. It has a high unemployment rate with many of its residence unemployed, in the jail, taking drugs or just doing nothing.

During those rare Sunny days in Scotland the residents of Niddrie often just sit in the sun (after they get out of bed about midday). After about a week it's as if they have been on holiday.

When people in Niddrie are asked where they have been they reply this is a 'Niddrie Tan.

Simply they have nothing better to do than sit and do nothing but get a tan.

I haven't been on holiday, I don't work so I just have a Niddrie Tan.

I got my Niddrie Tan from sitting in my front garden.

I got a Niddrie Tan from passing out in the street and woke up a few days later.

I take a lot of drugs and passed out in Niddrie, when I woke up I was tanned to fuck. It's a Niddrie Tan.

Police attend incident in Niddrie but blinded by the Niddrie Tan' s so back off.

Electrician attends a Job in Niddrie, told to safely disconnect mains power to sunbed as they don't need the power as they are going to get their Niddrie Tan

by Tapir Envy June 25, 2018


Boob tan

When women go to tan their boobs which are usually the lightest part of the body.

Keisha's getting a boob tan next week.

by blogz123 December 20, 2021


Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.

my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan

by junkothegreat June 30, 2009


Hazel Tan

Hazel is basically a ginger and Chinese

That hazel Tan is so ginger and Chinese

by yoeeehhhh February 21, 2011


Red-Tan

A combination of skin that has become tan and skin that is still red from a sunburn. It appears when you start to expose skin to the sun for long periods of time when you previously never did.

Man, my arms are so red-tan when I start working outside in the summer.

by Teejs52 June 24, 2008


CRT Tan

The temporary pink hue and hot sensation on the skin of the face after spending too much time in front of an old school tube TV or computer monitor, caused by electrons escaping from the cathode ray tube impacting the face.

This is no longer a problem with modern LCD screens.

Back in 1999 I spent hours in-front of my computer playing Counter-Strike. I remember having a pretty decent CRT tan to show for it!

by mattlach October 26, 2018


Gamers Tan

When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.

Person 1: have you seen his Gamers Tan.
Person 2: *nods head*

by stuisradical June 7, 2013