moron tax

Making yourself poorer with moronic decisions.

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose

Tax bracket

Tool used to discourage working people to increase their income

If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.

covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.

Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'

The United tax

The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.

"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"

Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')

Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"