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Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon
Me: yessir
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The music industry
And the record holder and breaker
Taylor Swift is Music Industry
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The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
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A heartbreaker
A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship
And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
Person 1: “Did you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?”
Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”
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Do you know who is the music industry?
OMG yes it’s literally Taylor swift.
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A beautiful singer who is one of the best singers ever. Her fans are called Swifties. Usually girls love Taylor Swift. She started out as a country singer and then became a pop singer. She also released two alternative folk albums. She re-recorded her second album, fearless, in 2021. In November of 2021, she will be releasing her re-recorded version of the album Red. This is why every girl is a swifty!
Hannah: I'm going to a concert this weekend!
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
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A 6ft tall horse-faced creature from Pennsylvania that resembles the Slenderman.
Is that a giantic spider crab? Oh never mind, it’s too ugly to be a spider crab; it’s just Taylor Swift.
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