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An alcoholic beverage reserved strictly for old homeless men and eighteen-year olds.
I saw Kim Kardashian hiding the Kinky Liqeur behind her bed the other day.
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When you have anal with either sex (male or female) and they shart the cum back into your hands and you wipe it onto your nans Cardigan saying its moisturiser
" hey bro I totally done a kinky Lewis last night "
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a very very short person used for a very very short dick
get you a kinky pinky so she can suck your cocktail sausage standing
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A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.
If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!
A Russian pornograpic actress most widely known for her ability to insert massive objects in her rectum. Considered one of the best, she is only rivaled by dirty garden girl, they have been known to make movies together
Holy shit did you see hot kinky jo fit that entire horse cock dildo in her ass????
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Something a socially awkward person (usually male) says to an attractive cam girl model in hope of receiving nudes, happiness, or even just a response from a pretty girl. Usually ends in heartbreak or the loss of money by giving that person their credit card information.
Cam Girl: "Im just looking for a kinky outfit to throw on"
Lonely Male: "Kinky outfit eh, what would you categorize as a kinky outfit?"
Cam Girl: " Im actually a cam girl, do you wanna go to my chat room, its free but i need your credit card info."
Lonely Male: " ummmmm... ok sure."
This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!