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An alcoholic beverage reserved strictly for old homeless men and eighteen-year olds.
I saw Kim Kardashian hiding the Kinky Liqeur behind her bed the other day.
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When you have anal with either sex (male or female) and they shart the cum back into your hands and you wipe it onto your nans Cardigan saying its moisturiser
" hey bro I totally done a kinky Lewis last night "
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a very very short person used for a very very short dick
get you a kinky pinky so she can suck your cocktail sausage standing
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A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.
If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!
A Russian pornograpic actress most widely known for her ability to insert massive objects in her rectum. Considered one of the best, she is only rivaled by dirty garden girl, they have been known to make movies together
Holy shit did you see hot kinky jo fit that entire horse cock dildo in her ass????
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Something a socially awkward person (usually male) says to an attractive cam girl model in hope of receiving nudes, happiness, or even just a response from a pretty girl. Usually ends in heartbreak or the loss of money by giving that person their credit card information.
Cam Girl: "Im just looking for a kinky outfit to throw on"
Lonely Male: "Kinky outfit eh, what would you categorize as a kinky outfit?"
Cam Girl: " Im actually a cam girl, do you wanna go to my chat room, its free but i need your credit card info."
Lonely Male: " ummmmm... ok sure."
When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.
One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.
In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".
Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
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