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the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.
Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.
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A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.
Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.
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A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde
She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.
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1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.
Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.
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Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)
"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"
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a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.
"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."
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Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.
"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."
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