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That should be obvious at this point... Public and explicit affirmation and confirmation of my contributions to your work AND ALL OTHER BODIES OF WORK that you are aware of AND acknowledgement of the social phenomenon in my life AND I want you to reveal to me where people are going to see this and who is orchestrating it in addition to how much money they are making from it and an explanation as to WHY I'M NOT GETTING IT...

Hym "There's your answer. Another question I would have is 'Are they going to give me my money or am I going to prison for child murder?' But I think that one is kind of implicit in overarching kind of meta-narrative we have going on here... It's kind of baked in to this whole thing... Yep... Oh! AND I want you to come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can! You WILL NOT BELIEVE how much garbage I have up in this bitch! I mean, if I had to guess like... A quarter of a ton... 500 pounds... Right? Like, I have these 40 gallon garbage bags, right? And I could probably fit like 50 lbs of garbage in each bag... I could probably fill AT LEAST 10 bags... That's like 500 lbs. Not counting the cardboard. Probably like 35 lbs of cardboard.... It's dope! You're gonna like it! There's a pretty solid mix of the different types of garbage, you know? Cans, wrappers, bags, bottles... We got everything over here! It really is the greatest work of art that has ever been made AND only one person is allowed to see it! Well, no, 2nd greatest if you count the hypertext I'm doing here... SUPER OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In stores now! $44.44 at the Amazon stordy store stordy store! It's the ULTIMATE hypertext! And was written by a mustache-man who is literally better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024


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Hey, shit, I deserve them too!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024


How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021


National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022


The answer to life the universe and everything

42.... Yeah underwhelming isn't it

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42

by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022


Answer Erosion

Answer Erosion (noun)

A logical fallacy in which a person repeatedly asks increasingly difficult or detailed questions to undermine the validity of earlier correct answers. The goal is to gradually discredit the original responses, despite them being accurate, by introducing new and higher standards of inquiry that were not present when the answers were first given. This tactic can also be used to distract from or avoid addressing the original point being contested.

Example:
Person A: "The capital of France is Paris."
Person B: "But what’s the population of Paris? Can you tell me the exact area of Paris? What about the history of Paris in the 18th century?"
Person A: "Well, I didn’t give all those details, but the answer is still correct."
Person B: "Ah, but you didn’t really know the full story, did you?"

In this example, Person B uses Answer Erosion not only to undermine Person A's correct response by raising the bar with more complex questions but also to shift the focus away from the original, simple fact (the capital of France), effectively distracting from the main point.

by ApplesPotatoGardner December 24, 2024


WHy is Cisco not answering tilly

He is so I love he won’t answer her 🤣💞

Why is Cisco not answering Tilly navies he I love berbod

by Pooposisbejsjsjeh June 26, 2019