Rural Dictionary

Bruce Lee

Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.

Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"

"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"

by amp5208 February 03, 2010

Bruce Hornsby

American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence".

Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.

by Mr.Bananagrabber May 21, 2006

Bruce Gender

the name given when a woman is so muscular, so ripped, to the point of being borderline man-ish, that in lieu of a mustache or other body hair, it is hard to identify what gender they are or most identify with.

I was at the front desk of my gym waiting to get a protein bar when I noticed I was standing in the shadow of the person behind me. They were soooo big, I couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or just another Bruce Gender situation.

by Capt Kewl July 17, 2015