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one who steals sperm by keystering.
That Brian Bates is a sperm burglar,faggoty ass mother f*$#er.
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someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.
Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.
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when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart
today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.
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One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.
Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...
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My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.
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One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.
Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!
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aka Modern "Playa's"
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
If you have ever met a "Turd Burglar," you most certainly will know.
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