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A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav
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On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?
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A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.
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A very deadly disease that is currently incurable, similar to the AIDS virus. There are a large range of symptoms, but the most often is to rage when playing video games. The origin of this lethal disease is still unknown, but scientists have uncovered clues about its past whereabouts; It seems to be have been born from a crusty troll that goes by the name of Jesse. Some argue with this theory, as recent evidence shows that the origin could lead to a satanic gremlin that dwells in a cave, also known as Devon. There have been signs of hope, as scientists discovered a cure called Chap Stick. Though the Chap Stick is the only known cure for this virus, this cure is not reliable enough to suppress an infected infected individual from rage quitting. Scientists are still researching diligently as we find a true cure for this illness.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has some serious Chap Lips.
Person 2: UN1NST4LL THE GAME N00B!!11oneone11!!
Person 1: Someone needs some Chap Stick.
Person 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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See Bros Before Hoes
The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps
'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'
'..no can do spending time with gf'
'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'
'fair play, see you then'
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An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)
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A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.
see also Alan Shearer and queer fella
"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"
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