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When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
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The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.
"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."
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1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:
Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"
Miguel: "Why?"
Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."
Miguel: "Put me in coach"
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One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.
Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!
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A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.
You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.
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when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation
I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me
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