The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
Curtis is so beefy he can break down any door. Especially women’s doors ;)
Kristian: Ur not beefy enough to open this door!
Curtis Beefy: No.
(n) the most amazing actor known to mankind, seen in Once Were Warriors, Whale Rider, Crossing Over, Blow, Bringing on the Dead, River Queen, Trauma (tv program)
(v) the act of an incredibly sexy man pulling his hair up into a tight bun on the top of his head and looking stunningly hot
Hey, baby, you want to look really hot for me tonight? Wear those jeans I like and Cliff Curtis your hair for me, okay? Then we'll play a little game later called "Just the Tip"...
a dumb ass but nice person, always makes you laugh no matter what. A great best-friend but is rude to her best-friends. She loves amauri and is a r a t
McKayla Lee Curtis is a great best-friend
Person 1: your besties with mckayla
person 2: yes im so lucky
I took so much viagra last night that I think I pulled a Curtis Grant on my girl!, bitch got impaled, and my dick got so stretched out that the skin ripped apart
A virgin and his alias is also known as Curtis Weasley. He will also never get a girlfriend and simps to Lana Rhoades.
Stop being a Curtis Ginger dude, be a cooler kid.