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The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
Brandon shoved his penis in his wife’s gassy ass so the muffler dump wouldn’t wake the children.
When you and a pal both have to take a dump but there are no bathrooms. You look at your friend and say, "hey, we can both squat I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to shit with our hands in the mud. Can also be done on sides of a toilet.
Alan thought he would be joining James and Kevin in a yoga pose. Unfortunately he walked up on a bubba dump.
When a drag queen's tuck is too meaty in the back that it appears she shit herself.
"GUUUURRL, yo need to turn yoself around and check that dump tuck boo-boo."
the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.
Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.
A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
Great Days usually begin with a DC (Dump Cocktail)!
Usually a shit you take that consist of stinky meat you ate a few hours back.
Ahhh man I took a dahmer dump in your bathroom.
When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.
"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
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