Electric Pussy

The act of fucking a girl's vag with a taser.

She wanted to get kinky so I gave her an Electric Pussy.

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electric valium

Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms

"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"

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Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)

Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'

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Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

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The Electric Slide

A dance that goes with a song which is required at every single event where black people dance ESPECIALLY at weddings

White Person: So what kind of music do your people listen to at dances

Black Person: NIGGA We do the electric slide but wat the fuck u mean YOUR PEOPLE

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electric Bob

electricute yourself while inside a wet vagina.

i gave her an electric Bob doggy style with the toaster in the kitchen.

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electric boogaloo

1. (noun) Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is a 1984 film in which urban breakdancers, Turbo and Ozone, use the power of dance to stop a corporation from demolishing the local recreational center. It features popular rap artist, Ice-T.

Tagline: "If you can't beat the system...break it!"

2. (verb) To stop a corporation from destroying local culture through the power of urban dance (typically break).

"I just watched the 1984 film, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!"

"At the city council meeting, Mr. Swanson went all Electric Boogaloo on PolyCorp Developments."

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