sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.

"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!