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When a woman, particularly of the older variety, who hasn't participated in coitus in over 10 years, recieves so much pleasure that when she cums, it replicates the dust cloud caused by the falling of the north tower.
Dude 1: How was that G.I.L.F. last night?
Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.
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A pedophile's meat.
Creepapotamus: "Have a sip from the Fountain of Youth, baby."
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When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
I accidentally shit fountain'd myself yesterday.
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euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth
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A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.
(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."
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When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.
Wendy punched Bill so hard that his water fountain splattered all over the ceiling.
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when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain
I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.
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