Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

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greek backdoor

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!

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Greek letter

A group of symbols that has one use, to make maths more complicated.

Why the **** do they have to use all these greek letters. Wtf are they even supposed to mean?

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Greek Breakfast

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub

Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

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Greek Threesome

A greek threesome involves two men, and another man.
Note: In Greece they just call it a threesome.

Relating to the overt and wide spread homosexuality among Greek men.

"I wouldn't bother con right now spiro, he's got two friends over and i belive they're having a Greek Threesome"

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Greek Hug

when two ppl greet each other by a hug and grabbing each other privates

Julian and Jacob gave each other a greek hug.

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Greek Islands

Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.

AKA
Greek
The Islands

Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."

Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"

Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"

Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."

Boss "Let me get that number by the way."

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