guitar hero

A pretty sweet game. But it's nothing in comparison to playing the real guitar.

(continued from one of the Guitar Hero definitions below)

Guitar Player: Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you play Bark at the Moon on a REAL guitar. ::shreds 'Bark at the Moon' flawlessly on his electric guitar::

Gamer: ::overwhelmed by such awesomeness that he explodes and dies::

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Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

voice guitar

When one uses his voice to try and imitate a guitar solo, normally when alone or completely jamming out.

Bryan- "Dude, i walked into Dylan's room yesterday and he was totally jamming out to freebird with his voice guitar"

David- "No way man...I heard he has a really bad voice guitar"

Defrancesco Guitar

Born as the house brand of guitars out of east coast custom guitar shop - Sixx Gun Music. In 2009, owner Daniel Francesco Margasa coined the brand, and had a well known Korean manufacturer build the guitars. Defrancesco guitars are built on the very same CNC machines as many of the world famous brands you have come to know and love. These guitars are built using quality fine woods such as Mahogany, Alder, Ash, and Basswood. Defrancesco guitars come in all popular styles including bolt-on, neck-thru, and semi-hollowbody. These instruments have been in mass production since 2010, and have been a steady seller through their store of origin "Sixx Gun Music".

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Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

Electric guitar

an instrument you strum or finger the strings to make a legendary sound that can be altered in the slightest way to suit you and the way you like the sound

person 1: listen to me play my Electric guitar.

person 2: turn it down!!!!!!

person 1: -_-

Guitar Hero

The most utterly absurd, profoundly lame and spectacularly inaccurate emulation of a real world activity, ever.

Steve: "Hey, I feel like a total fraud playing this Guitar Hero game."

Joe: "You are."

Steve: "It's fun though."

Joe: "Well, lots of things are fun, and most of them don't make you look like a complete fuckwit."

Steve: "Hahaha. Good call."

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