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Jersey shore

One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.

I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.

by Metalhead83 October 30, 2011

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South Jersey

Not the only place
"Rednecks" or "Gangsters" reside.
Gangs and under-educated people are everywhere. OMG... yes there are even some of these rebels in North Jersey!

Our Farmers produce top quality corn, tomatoes, as well as other fine produce. Our Shore/Beach (whatever you prefer) is exciting and within a hour from most people.

We are "Guilty" of using the word "like" at least 20 times in a story and we have attitude so deal with it.

As for Education the school systems in most areas are great. Subtract Camden from the State and we would be perfect!

South Jersey bad habit #1 Saying the word like to often.
He was like, "I cant wait to go the the concert!" and I was like, "I know but I already asked this other guy to go so get over it." then he was like...

by rackqueen April 12, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey City

A large city in northeastern New Jersey (Hudson County). Some view it as a slum, others view it as an average large urban area teeming with urban people. There are different districts: the Heights, Downtown, Journal Square, Westside, Greenville area, etc. Also known as Chilltown, JC, 201, Dirty Jersey, etc. One of the most diverse cities in the United States. Somewhat rough and coarse with words and actions, but the residents do not notice due to its frequency. And yes, it would be best to do what the Romans do when in Rome.

1: Where are you from?
2: Jersey City.
1: Tsk. Heard about that place.

by Therese B. March 16, 2006

458๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


jersey bounce

An action where a person in a small foreign car cuts you off in a parking lot and takes your spot. You and your buddies move to one side of the offender's vehicle and push the car out of the parking space by 'bouncing' it. You then park your car in the spot.

Make sure of two things:

1.The person cannot see you do this:
2.You have enough space to get out of the spot.

If done right, the offending car will be towed.

Popular at the jersey shore and the Meadowlands.

This asshole jumped our spot at the Jints game, so we gave him the Jersey bounce and parked there. We last saw him chasing the tow truck. What a fuckface.

by pctfitz June 9, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Jersey

The sickest state that I have ever been in. Hot girls, hot cars, hot beaches! What more can you ask for?

New Jersey is KILLER!

by AK August 8, 2004

3473๐Ÿ‘ 1823๐Ÿ‘Ž


jersey allstars

one of the best cheerleading gyms in new jersey

Suasn: Hey, did you heear about the cheer gym Jersey Allstars?

Amanda: Yeah! They're SO GOOD!

by paulydvinnyandsnooki August 16, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Jersey

The human history of New Jersey began millennia ago with the settlement of the area by Native Americans. European contact began with the exploration of the Jersey Shore by Giovanni da Verrazzano in 1524, At the time of European contact, the area was populated by many tribes of the Lenape. The New Jersey region soon came under the control of the Swedes and the Dutch resulting in a struggle in which the Dutch were victorious. However, the Dutch colony of New Netherlands was seized by the English in 1664. New Jersey was one of the Thirteen Colonies that broke off from Britain in the American Revolution, adopting the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Becoming a state upon the formation of the United States, New Jersey saw significant action during the American Revolutionary War. New Jersey's delegates signed the Articles of Confederation in 1779 and Princeton acted as the nation's capital for four months in 1783. In 1787, New Jersey became the third state to ratify the United States Constitution. In the 19th century, New Jersey cities led the nation into the Industrial Revolution and provided soldiers for many of the wars the United States fought, including 88,000 soldiers for the American Civil War. The state became a component of the Underground Railroad. The state's transportation system continued to improve with the construction of canals and more rail lines that helped industrialization further develop.

New Jersey is a US state.

by Lars323 October 7, 2009

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