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Space Marine chapter in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe that was orginally created on 4chan. Has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry Space Marines who can't be assigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. Tend to carry out suicidal assaults - and win nonetheless.
Are generally led by Commissar Fuklaw, Egar, or any other equivalent of a pissed off Imperial Commissar.
Marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. Examples include Ragequit, Muchdickery, Getoffmylawn, Dissep, Bitch Sodomiser of Death (BSOD), etc.
Normally also are recognized by their chant - "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
Are also notorious for having Powerfeet and Powerfists - the Fists to smash the enemy's face in, the Feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy's balls.
Random Imperial Guardsman -"Commissar, who are they?"
Random Commissar (in awe) - "They…are the Angry Marines. And they shall know no calm."
Angry Marine Sarge - "GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS! WE'RE HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR SHITTY OP! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US WORK, YOU CUNTS!"
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A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.
God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.
A Recon Marine can speak without saying a word, and achieve what others can only imagine. SWIFT! SILENT! DEADLY! Reconnaissance Marines are the hardest mother fuckers on the planet. They remain humble, never expecting the fame or glory given to other branches special forces. They are the silent killers, the dangerous ones, the men who always have a plan to kill everyone they know. Recon teams are assigned the types of missions that the American public will never hear about, the missions that the government denies, in a country that American forces are not welcome. The Recon MART/BRC selection process is arguably the hardest in the United States Military. It pays to be a winner. Only the smartest and strongest marines are accepted into the recon training company. The Reconnaissance community is not a place for the weak or faint hearted.
"My men have a child like fear of the dark, for the men with green and black faces lurk in the night, these are not ordinary Americans they are called Recon Marines." -North Vietnamese commander Arizona Territory 1969 1st Recon known by Terry Taliban simply as "the sons of Satan"
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Dutch Marines looks like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary.
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When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.
Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.
A Recon Marine can speak without saying a word, and achieve what others can only imagine. SWIFT! SILENT! DEADLY! Reconnaissance Marines are the hardest mother fuckers on the planet. They remain humble, never expecting the fame or glory given to other branches special forces. They are the silent killers, the dangerous ones, the men who always have a plan to kill everyone they know. Recon teams are assigned the types of missions that the American public will never hear about, the missions that the government denies, in a country that American forces are not welcome. The Recon MART/BRC selection process is arguably the hardest in the United States Military. It pays to be a winner. Only the smartest and strongest marines are accepted into the recon training company. The Reconnaissance community is not a place for the weak or faint hearted.
"My men have a child like fear of the dark, they know that the men with green and black faces lurk in the night, these are not normal Americans, they are called Recon Marines." -North Vietnamese Army commander Arizona Territory, South Vietnam 1969 1st Marine Reconnaissance Battalion of Ocean slime CA, known by Terry Taliban as "The Sons of Satan"
What a moron may call a Bain Marie.
Me: “Those hot dogs gave me diarrhoea.”
You: “Why the surprise? They were floating in the Bay Marine for 3 weeks until you rescued them!”
Me: “(thought bubble) Moron!”