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When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.
The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.
A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"
Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."
Me: "A what?"
Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."
Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.
I love you my little moose-nut!
Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt
Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!
When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.
After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.
man moose is ( sperm )
i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!
When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
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