morris is my bestie bae and i love him soooooooooooooo much even though this mf my biggest hater and love to dr me i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. James is my number 1 favorite person to talk to and i feel like i can tell him any and everything I know i be boring him with my wonderful stories and be talking way too much but he always (sometimes) listens. anyway if he’s smart enough to read all of this I LOVE YOU MAMAS -mani
morris : i can’t beat armani. mani: i know
some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
a future morrisons worker. an amazing beatboxer who is very awesome. GO STREAM GOLDEN TICKETS 🎫
You are on your way to being d’andre morris!!
To handle a penis in a sexual way
Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.
To handle (usually sexually) a penis
He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars
One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
I hope I can be a Gregory Morris one day.
When somebody is referred to as a Richard Morris, it means that they rarely bathe, they often try to be seen as a nonchalant-loner type person, and they try to appeal to women and be seen as a chill guy, when in reality they are hella rapey.
“Ayo Brendan shut the fuck up you’re being a fucking Richard Morris.”